The Story: The Art of the Delay
The Project That Never Starts
If you've ever had a brilliant idea, a looming deadline, or a task that could be completed in 10 minutes but is currently on its 72nd hour of being ignored, you know this feeling intimately. The task isn't hard, the time is available, but the commitment? That's for Future You. Present You is currently researching the migratory patterns of house cats or checking all your fingers are present.
Procrastination, "Putting off the F*cking work," is the silent, internal mantra (or gentle sigh of the creative, the student, and the overwhelmed professional. It's the moment of calm before the last-minute storm, where you wish you could just send this t-shirt instead of typing out the phrase, "I'll start that soon," for the thousandth time.
A Badge of honour for Professional Delayers
This T-shirt is a hilarious nod to that shared human experience. It's for everyone who provides the technical solution of delay and knows the sweet, internal relief of saying "Procrastination is my thing!" when faced with the demanding query of a deadline. Wear it with pride as a piece of insider humour that only your fellow delay experts truly appreciate.
The design is printed on a high-quality. 100% cotton unisex tee and priced at £28, making it the perfect piece of comfortable, highly relatable apparel for getting absolutely nothing done.
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable product with a classic fit. It has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability